Oh huff, at last my mummy has let me use the laptop again. I was beginning to think I'd never get my turn.
Well there's a lot to catch up with, on the weekend, she took me to one of my favourite places by the river, I think she has put about that on her piece of writing so I won't bother repeating it. The next day she took me to another place where there is no river, it's all trees, trees and more trees. It was uphill for a lot of it, and we walked and walked for about an hour. I was well tired when we got home I can tell you. I did manage to get quite muddy though, so it was worth it.
Yesterday mean old mummy didn't take me out at all, I kept looking at her everso appealingly too, but it didn't make any difference. She said no, she had to wait for the BT man whoever he was, but he didn't come and I don't think my mummy was very happy. I didn't mind too much really though because my eye was hurting me a bit, and I had to have drops put in it like before, except it was the other eye this time.
Today, well I don't know what to make of it at all. My mummy put on all her best clothes, and I saw her putting on some make-up, she hasn't done that for years. Then we went to that place where people sit around in chairs and look at one another, sometimes they have other dogs like me to say hello to, and sometimes they have smelly cats in their prison boxes, ha, just as well if I could get at them they'd be sorry. Well, today, there was only one other dog there who looked a bit like me but didn't have any black in it. Wasn't very friendly though and was crammed up against its mummy and ignored me!
Anyway, we only had to wait about five minutes and then we went into another room and my mummy put me up onto a table, and this man with a funny voice started feeling me all over and he put horrible stuff in my eyes, and then if that wasn't bad enough, he then stuck a needle in me! I was everso brave though, and I didn't say anything, but I managed to shake my head and I splashed some of the stuff on my mummy's pink jacket, haha. That serves her right. All this time, my mummy had a strange expression on her face. This man kept saying things like "ow iz er allergies" and "zair iz no olser in zis eye, you jus put zi drops in zi eye az before, but I sink you should bring er bak and I will check to see if she az zi dry eye" This funny man then felt all under my chin, and said "she az an enlarged lymph node, if eet gets any bigger, you av to come bak ere to see me, and we av to treat" I don't know how my mummy understood what he was saying, but she seemed to know anyway.
After that, we went down to the park and I went in the water, it wasn't as deep as it had been for a while so I felt quite safe, then I had a good old run about on the grass, and then we came home, and I had my piece of yummy jerky. Now it's almost time for my dins, yum, I wonder what I'll get tonight? Can't wait. Huff
Look at my green eyes - scarey!