Wednesday, 25 April 2007

She's been at it again!

My mummy's friend came round today with another lady, she said it was her mummy. She was very nice, and made a lot of fuss of me, but spent a lot of time talking to the budgie too, so I had to make my presence felt and kept squashing between them on the sofa. I was well pleased that she didn't seem to want all of her sandwiches at feeding time though and I got loads of bits of cheese sandwich, I don't think my mummy noticed quite how much of it I got, yum.

After they went, my mummy took me in the car to the river where the people float along on top of the water in things that look like painted logs, but we only saw one today. I went in the water by the beach, and then we went across the field, and then on the way back my mummy kept making me pose again for her pictures. There was one place that I don't like much too, it's a big Oak tree that is hollowed out, I can remember once my mummy hid in there and I was very worried because I couldn't find her and when I ran past she jumped out at me and I was very scared. My mummy is horrible to me sometimes. Huff.

Saturday, 21 April 2007

Huff, another nice day out!

My mummy took me to the seaside AND the woods today, AND we had a picnic, AND I GOT TUNA! Huff huff huff! It was really great fun, I got to go in the river, and the sea, and then the river again, and in some pools. When I was in the pool, another dog came up to me, he seemed quite friendly, he was funny looking though, wasn't quite sure what to make of him but he just sniffed me and then went away. Then I went for a trot along the sands, and then back to the woods, and mummy got her bag from the car, and we walked uphill for a while and then we came to some picnic tables, and mummy had a tuna salad thing and I got lots of it, and some of my own biscuits yum, and I even tried some of her diet fizzy orange but I wasn't too keen on that, the bubbles made me sneeze. We then had a another walk all around the trees near the picnic tables, so I have walked a long way again today.

The only downside of today was that my mummy made me pose for my photos a lot of times, and they were with some strange things, first there was a big blobby jelly thing on the sands, and then a smelly thing with a shell and lots of legs, that was really creepy, and then finally she made me get on a seat thing. She said it was really clever because someone had carved it out of a tree trunk. I don't know what she meant but still, anything to please. Huff.

Thursday, 19 April 2007

It's been a funny old week, huff

I've had quite a tiring week. A couple of days ago, my mummy and her friend and her dog made me walk for miles, a lot of it was uphill too and I was exhausted, but I tried to be brave and not show it, I even tried not to limp much, but sometimes I just couldn't help it, and my mummy stopped and let me rest and rubbed my sore shoulder. It's been very hot for me too this week, but I don't really mind that as long as I can cool off in the water.

Then yesterday we went over my mate Ben's house and I had a nice walk then in the woods and I went in the water lots of times, and when we got back to his house we sat outside on the lawn and had our biscuits, that was good fun.

Today was very strange. We went to my mummy's friend's house, and I had to stay in the car. I wasn't too pleased about that I can tell you, I like to get inside because I always get a biscuit or two. Anyway, eventually they both came out and we drove and drove and drove. And then they got out and left me in the car again. When my mummy came back I smelled her mouth, and her friend laughed, but I could smell she had eaten tuna. I wanted to cry then because it's my favourite and they didn't get any for me.

Then we drove a little way more and then stopped the car, and I had a bit of a walk and found some water to go in on the side of the track, and there was a pond thing but it was all dried up and sludgy and my mummy pulled me back on the lead and kept saying NO NO NO! Then they made me pose by a tree which they said had been struck by lightening, whatever that is.

After that we went into this wooden building where there were lots of other people and all I could see was people's legs. I laid down and kept quiet for a while but then I got bored and I was sniffing along under the bench to see if anyone had dropped any food, and my mummy kept saying Ssssshhh stop making that snorting noise. I can't help it can I? My nose just makes that funny noise. All the people were laughing at me too.

We came home then, and I am very tired now because I couldn't sleep much today. It was a strange day, I wonder why we drove all that way, it seemed a long way to go for just a little walk, oh well, my mummy is funny sometimes... Huff.

Monday, 9 April 2007

I'm back

My mummy finally let me have another go on here, she has been so greedy and selfish lately.

Well I haven't really done very much since the last time I wrote, I have been a bit hot really a lot of the time, but luckily, my mummy knows that I like to cool off in the water so she takes me to the rivers for a walk most days. I was annoyed with her today though because she went right down to the water herself and crossed lots of rocks to get a good shot with her new camera thing of the water fall and I tried to follow her because I thought she was going to leave me behind, but she didn't realise how difficult it was for my little legs and that the rock pools were really deep, and I tried to cross and I fell in a deep one. And do you know what she did then? She laughed at me, and she took my photo! Oh the humiliation. Sometimes I don't like my mummy very much. Huff.