My mummy is determined to turn me into a laughing stock, I'm sure of it now. There was I, happily eating this HUGE treat thing that she'd given me, I knew it was too good to be true. Next thing I knew, she had tied my ears up in a silly pink elastic thing. She said it was because I always make such a mess and my ears dangle in stuff and then they go in my mouth. Well I ask you, is that my fault? I can't help having long ears can I? And I do it purpose anyway, so that I can save some for later. Just look at how silly I look. I was not pleased at all I can tell you.
She tried to make it up to me a bit later by taking me out to the park. Well I suppose I did sort of enjoy myself, although it rained a bit, I had a good old huff round on the field and I was glad that my mummy got her feet soaked, and she had to stand under a tree once when it rained really hard. I didn't though. Standing under trees is for wimps.