Friday, 18 May 2007

Not too keen on this week so far

Oh huff, I've not been able to get on here for a while, but I had to come on today to tell you about this week.

Well on Monday, my mummy and her friend took me a long way away, I was in the car for ages, and when we pulled up and got out of the car, they introduced me to a man! He seemed very nice, and we all went for a walk round this big park, and I wanted to go in the river but my mummy kept saying No, it's too rough. Well, I was trying really hard to ignore her, but in the end she put me back on the lead, so that was that. Huh!

After that we got back in the car and drove to a new place, and they sat at a table and I was allowed to sit by them too, and oh huff, what joy, the nice man got me some chips especially for me. But my joy soon turned to agony when he gave me a chip and it was so hot, it burned my mouth. I spat it out very quickly I can tell you! What a nasty man he turned out to be. I wouldn't take any more chips from him again, I could tell his game, even though he waited till they were cool, I showed him, and would only take them from my mummy.

After that we went for another walk and I had to sit in a big hut again like I did a few weeks ago and look at everyone's legs for ages. There was another dog this time, but he didn't take any notice of me. Then we all walked and sat at a picnic table and there were two other dogs, one of them was being very silly and wanting to play with everyone with his toy, how childish! We came home then, and I was so tired because I was awake for hours and hours.

Then today, my mummy went out and left me when she went with her friend. I don't much like that, but when she came home, she showed me all the shopping, but there wasn't any for me, huh! When her friend had gone, she took me to the park though, so that was quite nice, but it was very windy. When we got back my mummy was acting strangely, and I was snoozing by the bed when she came and picked me up and put me in the bath! Oh no, my worst nightmare finally came true! How I hate it, even though it's quite nice to have my itchy bits scratched, but I don't like my ears being washed and that shampoo stuff stinks, but my mummy said I stink, I don't understand that bit, why cover me in something else that stinks then? I have been everso itchy again for the last few days, even though my mummy stuck the needle thing in me it didn't help much, so she said this smelly shampoo stuff may help. It's so embarrassing to have your picture taken when in the bath too, has she no respect? She dried me with that noisy blowing thing which I hate, and now I am so exhausted by all the trauma I am going to have to go and lay down. Huff.

The Silly dog


nicola said...

what a nasty man indeed!!!!

oldcrow61 said...

Well...that man should be spanked. Poor little girl and poor little mouth. I can tell by the pictures that you are not too happy with the bath. I nearly fell over laughing with the look on your face. Never mind, I expect you smell lovely now.

nicola said...

oooer oc are you going to spank him then???????

Jan said...

I think he might like that...;)

oldcrow61 said...

Am looking for the paddle.

Pete said...

sorry emma sob!!!!